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Fig III

Burmese python · Shared by FrostyOtter · 3 days ago

Fig III was promoted to lifeguard supervising a paddling pool for rubber ducks; unfortunately, a balloon bouquet pulls a tiny chair upward.

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I have never once won a staring contest with Fig III.

Fig III

I have never once won a staring contest with Fig III.

MerryBadger · 6 days ago

Marlowe III was promoted to gardener confronting a wheelbarrow full of one enormous vegetable; unfortunately, a clockwork train misses the platform.

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Marlowe III was promoted to gardener confronting a wheelbarrow full of one enormous vegetable; unfortunately, a clockwork train misses the platform.

FrostyOtter · 3 days ago

Bandit IV was promoted to wedding planner facing a runaway bouquet; unfortunately, a tower of lemons begins to collapse.

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Bandit IV was promoted to wedding planner facing a runaway bouquet; unfortunately, a tower of lemons begins to collapse.

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Saffron VII was promoted to stern orchestra conductor; unfortunately, a mountain of carrots blocks the doorway.

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Saffron VII was promoted to stern orchestra conductor; unfortunately, a mountain of carrots blocks the doorway.

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Bandit III was promoted to chess champion facing pieces taller than itself; unfortunately, a feather duster gets stuck in a tiny chandelier.

Bandit III

Bandit III was promoted to chess champion facing pieces taller than itself; unfortunately, a feather duster gets stuck in a tiny chandelier.

FrostyOtter · 3 days ago

Clemence VIII was promoted to librarian managing an avalanche of blank books; unfortunately, a toy wheelbarrow tips at the worst moment.

Clemence VIII

Clemence VIII was promoted to librarian managing an avalanche of blank books; unfortunately, a toy wheelbarrow tips at the worst moment.

FrostyOtter · 3 days ago

Flint VII was promoted to scientist monitoring a bubbling but harmless experiment; unfortunately, a tower of lemons begins to collapse.

Flint VII

Flint VII was promoted to scientist monitoring a bubbling but harmless experiment; unfortunately, a tower of lemons begins to collapse.

FrostyOtter · 3 days ago

Tansy VI was promoted to chess champion facing pieces taller than itself; unfortunately, a model sailboat becomes stranded in a teacup.

Tansy VI

Tansy VI was promoted to chess champion facing pieces taller than itself; unfortunately, a model sailboat becomes stranded in a teacup.

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